THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
Girl who sat next to me on the train, You use tumblr?
Me : *using tumblr on my itouch Yeah? Why?
Her : It’s the coolest website ever!
Me : Okay?
Her : Are you tumblr famous?
Me : No?
Her : You should follow me, cause I am.
Me : Oh really, how many followers do you have?
Her : 145
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Me : Sorry I have to go










