h0odrich:

you remind me of my asian friend, Ug Lee

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

himezawa:

converse-universe:

Just realised that the British currency does this.  Mind. Blown.

sssssssh

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

theselener:

freakvevo:

freakvevo:

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish

One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate

you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

(Source: aclorable)

(Source: screenweek)

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

(Source: sharonosbourne)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

(Source: bleakparadise)

fuckyeahlaughters:

niknak79:

Life lesson

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

stopharry2013:

i want to be so rich that each time i see a spider in my house i can just move out

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary