pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust why would peter pan’s brother have...
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
rneerkat: rneerkat: what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together thats the quickest ive lost a follower
fishingboatproceeds: allthingsbagel: fishingboatproceeds: danisnotonfire: amazingphil: kickthepj: crabstickz: People Are Easy To Kill is that john green no
laughterneverdies: casualfangirling: she-wants-the-doitsu: whendaybreaks: nicolasandthecage: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go are you okay They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
tomhiddlesbitch: things that need a movie: hawkeye black widow new hulk Things that are getting a movie angry birds
a-sexy-cat: actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and
jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke
rasengyakuten: Indirectly offending a friend
nevvzealand: my parents think i spend all this time on facebook
projects at the end of the school year
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it