July 2012
everyone: you're so quiet
me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
shavingryansprivates:
tbh the friend zone sounds like it would be a fun place to hang out and make friends i wanna go to the friend zone
Watchsatosexual:
hatofulpearlfriend:
pyjamazombie:
hunterinadirtytrenchcoat:
petaloid:
boice:
oh
I totally understand how you feel Hana. I totally understand how you feel.
this is beautiful and heartbreaking… I can totally understand you dear… :(
This… breaks my heart. This is exactly how I felt my entire life…
i don’t usually post sad stories but i felt this way for a long...
toebyeus:
I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
peetababy:
have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head?
like what are you a gardener
sassybear:
That scary moment when you had to poop so bad 5 minutes ago but it went away.
Where did you go poop? WHERE?
nintendoggystyle:
everthorne:
judas was creepy as fuck
nigga jus want some damn attention
dont-google-yourself:
one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
gentleman-pigeon:
i googled party pants and this was the first result
June 2012
I wish I could just negotiate with the spiders in...
Me: Okay well I really hate killing you guys and I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
Spider: No probs bro I'll just go hang around in that corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy with the conditions.
Me: Oh that's okay I'll have it cleaned and just you can just tell him to move out until it's done.
Spider: Sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's over.
fromtheblueline:
turntechgoathead:
that-jump-was-necessary.gif
hold-on-gotta-take-a-dump.gif
its-hard-and-nobody-understands.gif
the-wild-efron-used-SAND-ATTACK.gif
the lAST ONE
coagulates:
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS
Today's Best Videos (June 29, 2012)
tastefullyoffensive:
Pawdelle - Digging in the Deep (Adele Parody) Sleepy Baby Alpaca ‘Ew!’ starring Jimmy Fallon and Channing Tatum Hot Weather Expected in Richmond this Weekend The Dark Knight in Real Life
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
mom: *calls my name*
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom: *yells my name*
me: what
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go... →
10knotes:
North Korea
ouch
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theepichumor:
I was about to make a post saying “Why does the spacebar take up so much space?” but then I realized that it takes up so much space because it is the space bar here is a picture of an orange to make up for my ignorance
THIS BLOG. THIS!
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me?
everyone: what are you mad at
me: ITS
MY
FAAAAAAAAACE
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx:
mariamagana215:
And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away.
Now, 2121 is only 9 years away.
I feel old.
oh dear.
109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
